Surreal Primary 1 Reading Passages

The teacher must have a stash of Pot somewhere... The weirdest reading passage yet!

K brings home reading passages each week from the school. He has to read to us and we have to sign and return. Feel like adding a note about the teacher being high whilst writing this. Hmm...

Here goes (Loren, did they give out weird reading passages when you were in Kheng Cheng too?)-

In case pic is too small-

If you miss your bus to school in the morning, a big blue bird can give you a ride.

If the bird flies away with your lunch, the class pets will cook you some stew.

If the pets want you to clean up the mess, the zebras will help you.

If the zebras toss their shoes in the sink, what will you do? You can jest (note- their typo not mine) yell, "GO HOME!"

But if the zebras go to YOUR house, what will they do?

If the zebras play with your games, they might fight.

Then you can send them to your room for a nap.

Q: Do you think the zebras can sleep comfortably on your bed? Why?